Химический Юмор / Научный Юмор

CHemist · **Posted:** 29 Aug 2013 03:04

stas wrote:

На последней фотке вытатуирован метол. Отчего бы такая любовь?!

Задумался, вероятно хотел ментол :))

Volodymyr · **Posted:** 29 Aug 2013 21:06

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ycheff · **Posted:** 30 Aug 2013 22:07

Два химика заходят в бар. Один, задумавшись: - Начну-ка я с Н2О.
Второй решает последовать примеру первого и говорит бармену: - Аш два О. Два.
В общем - нелепая смерть.

Tookser · **Joined:** 24 Aug 2012 11:18 **Posts:** 10

Vladimir wrote:

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Научный ад
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Volodymyr · **Posted:** 31 Aug 2013 02:00

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Volodymyr · **Posted:** 31 Aug 2013 22:32

Как однокурсник моего друга писал на первом курсе шпаргалки.
Запоминать уравнения реакций по неорганике ему было лень, поэтому он записал их, заменив в формулах символы элементов их порядковыми номерами. Например

1 ₂ 8 = Н2О
11 17 = NaCl и т.д.

В аудитории висела большая Периодическая система, так что трудностей с "расшифровкой" не было.

Когда декан увидел листок, он поинтересовался: "А что это у вас написано?"
"Да, так, пустяки: у меня трудности с пропорциями - я тренировался их решать".
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Volodymyr · **Posted:** 03 Sep 2013 13:11

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Volodymyr · **Posted:** 04 Sep 2013 17:25

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Volodymyr · **Posted:** 05 Sep 2013 13:24

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Volodymyr · **Posted:** 06 Sep 2013 15:48

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DVP · **Posted:** 06 Sep 2013 22:34

Я такого способа и не знал.

Volodymyr · **Posted:** 07 Sep 2013 19:44

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Volodymyr · **Posted:** 08 Sep 2013 12:04

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Volodymyr · **Posted:** 09 Sep 2013 17:45

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Volodymyr · **Posted:** 10 Sep 2013 12:36

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Volodymyr · **Posted:** 11 Sep 2013 19:06

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Volodymyr · **Posted:** 12 Sep 2013 20:02

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Volodymyr · **Posted:** 13 Sep 2013 16:25

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Volodymyr · **Posted:** 14 Sep 2013 14:10

Креационисты - лучшее доказательство эволюции и происхождения видов путем естественного отбора
http://chemistry-chemists.com/N7_2013/C ... -H2-1.html

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Volodymyr · **Posted:** 15 Sep 2013 16:55

Инквизиция: учреждение, некогда занимавшееся аттестацией научных сотрудников (Гал. Галилей, Дж. Бруно и др.).

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Ученый совет: корпорация, к которой перешли функции инквизиции по аттестации научных сотрудников. Подобно инквизиции, избегает пролития крови. Все прочие традиции инквизиционного процесса также бережно сохраняются.
Максим Звонарев

Амебы умножаются делением.
Игорь Двинский

Научные работы размножаются делением.
"Правило Штукенбреннера"

Это был прогрессивно-религиозный человек; он соглашался, что человек произошел от обезьяны, но от обезьяны из Ноева ковчега.
Станислав Ежи Лец

Из всех живых существ стадный инстинкт наиболее развит у троллейбусов.
Видоизмененный Юрий Шанин

Человек гордится своими предками, обезьяна - потомками.
Борис Крутиер

И мумификация действует лишь ограниченное время. Потом появляются археологи.
Станислав Ежи Лец
(Черви не справились - пришли археологи)

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(кстати, в прямом смысле - тоже: разве не в электрических чайниках воду греют?)

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